What type of mom are you?

Mom Types by Thoroughly Reviewed. 

We’ve identified 12 Mom Types that invade our schools and playgrounds every day.  Who do you know that’s one of these moms?  Which one are you?

Helicopter Mom

• Carries A First Aid Kit In Her Purse
• Has The Doctor On Speed Dial
• Sends A Piece Of Rubber Playground Turf In For Bpa Testing

Crunchy Granola Mom

• Runs A “Natural Life” Blog
• Loves Quinoa
• Kid’s First Song Was Whale Calls In The Womb
• Breastfed Kids For More Years Than We Care To Know
• Wears Organic Cotton
• Handmakes Her Own Soaps And Washes Her Hair With Baking Soda And Apple Cider Vinegar

Nonstop Mom

• Always Has Snacks In Her Purse, Even For Your Kid Because “She Remembered And You Didn’t”
•  Drives A Minivan With Movie Screens On Every Seat
• Outfits Her Kids With All The Latest School Gear And For Every Holiday
• Complains That She Has To Do Everything With No Help

Hot Mess Mom

• No Make Up
• Always Late
• Threadbare T-Shirt
• Wears Off Brand Uggs From Target Or Her Daughter’s Flip Flops
• Scribbles A Grocery List On The Back Of A Receipt And Forgets To Bring It To The Store

Hip Mom

• Always At Starbucks
• Has Every Popular & Trendy Item
• Loves Wine
• Perfect Manicure
• Decked Out In Heels Or Expensive Wedges
•  Has No Idea What In The Hell She’s Doing But Looks Fabulous And Doesn’t Care

Fitness Mom

• Walking Nike And Lululemon Advertisement
• Super Fit
• Tons Of Energy
• Wears Yoga Pants Everywhere
• Instagrams Pictures Of Herself Working Out And Holding Yoga Poses

High And Mighty Mom

• Always Thinks The Opposite Of Other Moms
• Loves Telling People How Everything Should Be Done
• Turns Every Situation Into A Learning Experience For Her Kids

Sports Mom

• Always On The Go
• Has All The Gear
• Loudest Screams From The Bleachers
• Her Kid Is The Best On The Team

Pinterest Mom

• Handmakes All Teacher Gifts
• Attends All Pta Meetings
• Has Every School Paper For The Year Filed Alphabetically And Color Coded
• Makes Reindeer Shaped Cookies For The Christmas Party Using Her Great-Grandmother’s Recipe
• Volunteers On Every Committee And For Every School Party

Tiger Mom

• World’s Strictest Mom
• Kid’s Always Learning 24/7
•  Cannot Get Less Than “A”S In Every Class
• Her Self-Worth Is Based On Her Kids’ Achievements

Chatty Kathy Mom

• World’s Strictest Mom
• Kid’s Always Learning 24/7
•  Cannot Get Less Than “A”S In Every Class
• Her Self-Worth Is Based On Her Kids’ Achievements

Cell Phone Mom

• Always On Her Cell Phone
• Facebooking Everything
• Checks Email Every 5 Minutes
• Talks On Cell Phone Constantly